Have I got news for you tonite.  I know it's there, Can't prove it but I have that Certain feeling. I will get the total low down.  I have my staff turning over every rock. Just when you thought the election was over and thought old Dubya would slide into the big Chair, And start acting Presidential, we find Citizen Bill is still the most powerful man in the world and this has the republican party very worried.  Talk about a frenzy. them suckers is reaching far out, grasping,very nervous. They can't even sleep. And this just in:
 

You see all this talk about VIAGRA, Well my sources tell me that all the Republicans have a problem and it's costing then an arm and leg. Then they see old Citizen Bill strutting around and they know he don't have that problem. This fact is driven them wild.
 

My staff and I will follow these stories very close.  We haven't found the truth yet but we know it's there.  We are looking and will keep you posted.  We'll DRAG everything in.