Funny Stories & Jokes
The birds had found the cheesecake in the tree and were partaking of it. She tried to shoo them away and a rather large crow dropped its sampling of cake right square in her face. She was not a happy camper. From then one, she became the keeper of the cake and no one got any until dessert....debbie
Easter bunny's in humiliation nation
"because, aaaahhhhhhhhhh,look in the mirror, ha, ha, ha!"
Q: Why did the easter egg cross the road?
Q: What do easter bunnies helpers get for making a basket?
Q: Why Did the Easter Bunny cross the road?
Q: How can you tell if your chocolate Easter bunny is a blonde?
A: A blonde bunny's head is hollow! Nancy
Q: What kind of bunny doesn't come out on easter ?
Their was a once Sunday School student that could hardly answer any
of the ten questions that he was asked. Every time he was asked a quetion, he thought for a long time,
and still get the wrong answer. This went on and on and on...The Sunday
School teacher was becoming pretty fustrated, and decided to throw an easy
question. She asked,"Who are we celebrating easter for?" The student thought
for a very long time. That made the teacher very angry, so she screamed,"Jesus
Christ!" As soon as she had said that, the student rised qiuckly, and went
headed back to his seat."Get back here! I did not ask you to leave yet!"
The teacher yelled. The student replyed," I'm sorry, I thought you called
the next student."
Well, this was easter day and the whole street of kiddies gathered at the town center and I was included, too. Well, not included to paint the eggs, but included to help the younger children wipe their paint splattered coats. It was quite a hard job, really! The children were going, "I ruined my egg!" "You spoiled my egg! Waaaahhh!"
A boy named Chris hated the idea of me wiping his coat. "I can do it," he insisted. he was four years old. I didn't believe him and he got sorta angry. So I guess when I wasn't looking, he painted my nose red! I was a bit surprised that I didn't feel the brush on my skin. Guess I was too busy attending to other kids' needs. Well any way, when I was on my way home the people stared at me as if I was a clown with a big red nose!
"Red nosey parker!" a tiny boy doubled with laughter. I feel quizzical. how come eveyone's staring at me? I whipped out my handy mirror and prantically shrieked! My nose was bright red and a glop of paint hung over my lips! Yuck! Ewww! I was sooo embarrassed!
Later, Chris's Mom admitted that he told her he painted the "big sister's" nose! I swear, I've never been so HUMILIATED. Thinking back, It was still a bit funny, anyway? Helen
What is the Easter Bunny's favourite state capital?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
Where did the Easter Bunny go to college?
Did you hear about the lady whose house was infested with Easter eggs?
What is the Easter Bunny's favourite sport?
Why was the Easter Bunny so upset?
What is this mess in the frying pan?
What would you get if you crossed a skunk with a type of Easter candy?
What is the Easter Bunny's favourite kind of story?
Where does the Easter Bunny go when he needs a new tail?
He looked down on me and his lips slightly parted, like eyes opening in the morning. He said "Life!" "Life? What kind of answer is that?" I said while drawing in my lips. He reached down and touched my shoulder gently and said, "Life is in the Easter Bunny and Life is in the egg. Life is what Jesus Christ gives to those who trust and believe in Him. KeRita
One Easter night I woke up and I went in the living room and I saw the easter bunny and I ask what he was doing, he said putting easter presents on the floor. I said can I open them now. The easter bunny said go back to bed and u can open them in the morning and in the morning I saw a bundle of presents for me. THE END Travis Lapoint
Well one easter all my realitives were down and we were all excited for easter the next morning.Well me and my cousin craig wanted to stay up cause we wanted to see the easter bunny.Well we fell asleep watching a movie so when we woke up we searched the house high and low looking for our baskets or any kind of candy anywhere.The only thing that we found was a note it said if you truly think that you have been good enough to get candy then go outside and look for a basket with your name on it if there is not one please talk to your mother about it. Well we all rushed out side everyone found their baskets but me and Craig.We were really sad we ran inside and told our mom that there were no baskets for us and they said well go grab your coat from the closet and we will go talk to the bunny rabbit and ask him why he did not leave one for you. So we ran to the closet and grabed the coats but when we opened the door what we saw was two easter baskets with our name on them. rachelle
One time there was a grumpy Easter bunny. He might have been grumpy but he was a mighty good actor. One day his friend, Bud was going on the set to do a part in a movie. The grumpy Easter Bunny yelled break a leg.
The next day he went and saw his friend Bud in the hospital for he had fallen and broken his leg.
A short while later the grumpy Easter Bunny said this to a very big celebrity at a cast party.
The next day he was in the hospital too. Finally The grumpy Easter Bunny got a movie job and when he walked on stage someone said break an egg. That's just what he did and he resigned his position as Easter Bunny!!! Meghan Brake
Every Easter I use to go to bed really early and wait in my room for
The Holy Car
There was a man who put up a sign saying car
for sale. Another man saw the sign and wanted to buy the car so he
went to the man and said "Hey I want to buy this car." The man who was
selling the car said " Sure, but there are a few things that you should
know before you buy this car.
So the man got in the car and said Hallelujah and set off
to pick up his wife from work. He said Praise the Lord when he saw
his wife, and Hallelujah
There was a Easter bunny and he was black from his head to his toes.
Even his eyes are black.
How did the person know he was there?
Answer: It was day Kristin Smith
A man was blissfully driving along the highway, when he saw the Easter Bunny hopping across the middle of the road. He swerved to avoid hitting the Bunny, but unfortunately the rabbit jumped in front of his car and was hit. The basket of eggs went flying all over the place. Candy, too.
The driver, being a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulled over to the side of the road, and got out to see what had become of the Bunny carrying the basket. Much to his dismay, the colorful Bunny was dead.
The driver felt guilty and began to cry.
A woman driving down the same highway saw the man crying on the side of the road and pulled over. She stepped out of her car and asked the man what was wrong.
"I feel terrible," he explained, "I accidentally hit the Easter Bunny and killed it. There may not be an Easter because of me. What should I do? "
The woman told the man not to worry. She knew exactly what to do. She went to her car trunk, and pulled out a spray can. She walked over to the limp, dead Bunny, and sprayed the entire contents of the can onto the little furry animal.
Miraculously the Easter Bunny came to back life, jumped up, picked up the spilled eggs and candy, waved its paw at the two humans and hopped on down the road. 50 yards away the Easter Bunny stopped, turned around, waved and hopped on down the road another 50 yards, turned, waved, hopped another 50 yards and waved again!!!!
The man was astonished.
He said to the woman, "What in heaven's name is in your spray can? What was it that you sprayed on the Easter Bunny?"
The woman turned the can around so that the man could read the label.
It said: "Hair spray. Restores life to dead hair. Adds permanent wave."
Submitted by: Roberta Mitchell
Three blondes died and are at the pearly gates of Heaven. St. Peter tells them that they can enter the gates if they can answer one simple question.
St. Peter asks the first blonde, "What is Easter?" The blonde replies, "Oh, that's easy! It's the holiday in November when everyone gets together, eats turkey, and are thankful..."
"Wrong!" replies St. Peter, and proceeds to ask the second blonde the same question, "What is Easter?"
The second blonde replies, "Easter is the holiday in December when we put up a nice tree, exchange presents, and celebrate the birth of Jesus."
St. Peter looks at the second blonde, shakes his head in disgust, tells her she's wrong, and then peers over his glasses at the third blonde and asks, "What is Easter?"
The third blonde smiles confidently and looks St. Peter in the eyes, "I know what Easter is."
"Oh?" says St. Peter, incredulously.
"Easter is the Christian holiday that coincides with the Jewish celebration of Passover. Jesus and his disciples were eating at the last supper and Jesus was later deceived and turned over to the Romans by one of his disciples. The Romans took him to be crucified and he was stabbed in the side, made to wear a crown of thorns, and was hung on a cross with nails through his hands. He was buried in a nearby cave which was sealed off by a large boulder."
St. Peter smiles broadly with delight.
The third blonde continues, "Every year the boulder is moved aside so
that Jesus can come out... and, if he sees his shadow, there will be six
more weeks of winter."