Funny Stories & Jokes

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my grama used to make the bestest icebox cheesecake. My dad and uncle were crazy over it and one Easter decided to hide it on one another. My dad hid it in the trunk of the car and my uncle found it then he in turn hid it in my grampa's tool shed.  Everytime it was hidden the other would find it.  My dad then took it and, pan and all, placed it in the crook of the birch tree. My uncle searched everywhere for the cheesecake. Shortly thereafter my grama came into the house mad as all get out. 

The birds had found the cheesecake in the tree and were partaking of it. She tried to shoo them away and a rather large crow dropped its sampling of cake right square in her face. She was not a happy camper. From then one, she became the keeper of the cake and no one got any until dessert....debbie

Easter bunny's in humiliation nation

"Ha, ha, ha!" laughed Easter Bunny's best friend, Paul Bunny on Easter day.
Easter Bunny was shocked because none of his friends ever laughed at him.

Except,now,  Paul!!!

"why are you laughing?"

"because, aaaahhhhhhhhhh,look in the mirror, ha, ha, ha!"

"why didn't you tell me before Paul?" Paul had a picture of his bad "hare" day and it was in the paper. Easter Bunny hid in his house and he didn't even give the kids their Easter presents because he was so embarrassed.  Vanessa

Q:  Why did the easter egg cross the road?
A:   Cause he did not want to get smashed.  Kamryn

Q: What do easter bunnies helpers get for making a basket?
A:  Two points, just like everone else!!  Hehe  Taylor

Q: Why Did the Easter Bunny cross the road?
A:   To prove he wasn't a chicken   Shayna

Q:  Why wasn't the  Easter Bunny afraid to put Easter choclet inside people house?
A:  Because the kids loved  choclet...Andra

Q:  How can you tell if your chocolate Easter bunny is a blonde?

A:  A blonde bunny's head is hollow!   Nancy

Q:  What kind of bunny doesn't come out on easter ?
A:  The ones that are sleaping.  amanda

Their was a once Sunday School student that could hardly answer any of the ten questions that he was asked. Every time he was asked a quetion, he thought for a long time, and still get the wrong answer. This went on and on and on...The Sunday School teacher was becoming pretty fustrated, and decided to throw an easy question. She asked,"Who are we celebrating easter for?" The student thought for a very long time. That made the teacher very angry, so she screamed,"Jesus Christ!" As soon as she had said that, the student rised qiuckly, and went headed back to his seat."Get back here! I did not ask you to leave yet!" The teacher yelled. The student replyed," I'm sorry, I thought you called the next student."
Rebecca Huang

Well, this was easter day and the whole street of kiddies gathered at the town center and I was included, too. Well, not included to paint the eggs, but included to help the younger children wipe their paint splattered coats.  It was quite a hard job, really! The children were going, "I ruined my egg!" "You spoiled my egg! Waaaahhh!" 

A boy named Chris hated the idea of me wiping his coat. "I can do it," he insisted. he was four years old. I didn't believe him and he got sorta angry. So I guess when I wasn't looking, he painted my nose red! I was a bit surprised that I didn't feel the brush on my skin. Guess I was too busy attending to other kids' needs. Well any way, when I was on my way home the people stared at me as if I was a clown with a big red nose!

"Red nosey parker!" a tiny boy doubled with laughter. I feel quizzical. how come eveyone's staring at me? I whipped out my handy mirror and prantically shrieked! My nose was bright red and a glop of paint hung over my lips! Yuck! Ewww! I was sooo embarrassed! 

Later, Chris's Mom admitted that he told her he painted the "big sister's" nose! I swear, I've never been so HUMILIATED. Thinking back, It was still a bit funny, anyway?   Helen

What is the Easter Bunny's favourite state capital?
Albunny, New York!

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
Napoleon Bunnyparte!

Where did the Easter Bunny go to college?
Johns Hopkins!

Did you hear about the lady whose house was infested with Easter eggs?
She had to call an eggs-terminator!

What is the Easter Bunny's favourite sport?
Basket-ball, of course!

Why was the Easter Bunny so upset?
He was having a bad hare day!

What is this mess in the frying pan?
Guess what, you can't fry a chocolate chicken!"

What would you get if you crossed a skunk with a type of Easter candy?
Smelly beans!

What is the Easter Bunny's favourite kind of story?
A cotton tale!

Where does the Easter Bunny go when he needs a new tail?
To a re-tail store!

He looked down on me and his lips slightly parted, like eyes opening in the morning.  He said "Life!" "Life? What kind of answer is that?" I said while drawing in my lips.  He reached down and touched my shoulder gently and said, "Life is in the Easter Bunny and Life is in the egg.  Life is what Jesus Christ gives to those who trust and believe in Him. KeRita

One Easter night I woke up and I went in the living room and I saw the easter bunny and I ask what he was doing, he said putting easter presents on the floor. I said can I open them now. The easter bunny said go back to bed and u can open them in the morning and in the morning I saw a bundle of presents for me.       THE END  Travis Lapoint

Well one easter all my realitives were down and we were all excited for easter the next morning.Well me and my cousin craig wanted to stay up cause we wanted to see the easter bunny.Well we fell asleep watching a  movie so when we woke up we searched the house high and low looking for our baskets or any kind of candy anywhere.The only thing that we found  was a note it said if you truly think that you have been good enough to get candy then go outside and look for a basket with your name on it if there is not one please talk to your mother about it. Well we all rushed out side everyone found their baskets but me and Craig.We were really sad we ran inside and told our mom that there were no baskets for us and they said well go grab your coat from the closet and we will go talk to the bunny rabbit and ask him why he did not leave one for  you. So we ran to the closet and grabed the coats but when we opened the door what we saw was two easter baskets with our name on them.   rachelle

One time there was a grumpy Easter bunny. He might have been grumpy but he was a mighty good actor. One day his friend, Bud was going on the set to do a part in a movie. The grumpy Easter Bunny yelled break a leg. 

The next day he went and saw his friend Bud in the hospital for he had fallen and broken his leg.

A short while later the grumpy Easter Bunny said this to a very big celebrity at a cast party. 

The next day he was in the hospital too. Finally The grumpy Easter Bunny got a movie job  and when he walked on stage someone said break an egg. That's just what he did and he resigned his position as Easter Bunny!!!   Meghan Brake

Every Easter I use to go to bed really early and wait in my room for 
the Easter Bunny to come. I use to stay awake by eating cold Ice. 
But i could never stay up.  Samantha

     There was a man who put up a sign saying car for sale.  Another man saw the sign and wanted to buy the car so he went to the man and said "Hey I want to buy this car." The man who was selling the car said " Sure, but there are a few things that you should know before you buy this car. 
     1. To start it you have to say Hallelujah.
     2. To stop it you have to say Praise the Lord.

  So the man got in the car and said Hallelujah  and set off to pick up his wife from work.  He said Praise the Lord when he saw his wife, and Hallelujah
when she got in the car.  Everything was going fine until the got to a cliff.   The man shouted, "Praise the Lord," and the wife shouted, "Hallelujah."  Tiara Carlington

There was a Easter bunny and he was black from his head to his toes.  Even his eyes are black.
One day the bunny was walking.   There was no moon out, no street lights were on, no car lights are on,  no lights of anything were on. And the Easter bunny went out in the street and a car swerved and missed the Easter bunny.

How did the person know he was there?

 Answer: It was day   Kristin Smith

A man was blissfully driving along the highway, when he saw the Easter Bunny hopping across the middle of the road. He swerved to avoid hitting the Bunny, but unfortunately the rabbit jumped in front of his car and was hit. The basket of eggs went flying all over the place. Candy, too.

The driver, being a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulled over to the side of the road, and got out to see what had become of the Bunny carrying the basket. Much to his dismay, the colorful Bunny was dead. 

The driver felt guilty and began to cry.

A woman driving down the same highway saw the man crying on the side of the road and pulled over. She stepped out of her car and asked the man what was wrong.

"I feel terrible," he explained, "I accidentally hit the Easter Bunny and killed it. There may not be an Easter because of me. What should I do? "

The woman told the man not to worry. She knew exactly what to do. She went to her car trunk, and pulled out a spray can. She walked over to the limp, dead Bunny, and sprayed the entire contents of the can onto the little furry animal.

Miraculously the Easter Bunny came to back life, jumped up, picked up the spilled eggs and candy, waved its paw at the two humans and hopped on down the road. 50 yards away the Easter Bunny stopped, turned around, waved and hopped on down the road another 50 yards, turned, waved, hopped another 50 yards and waved again!!!!

The man was astonished.

He said to the woman, "What in heaven's name is in your spray can? What was it that you sprayed on the Easter Bunny?"

The woman turned the can around so that the man could read the label.

It said: "Hair spray. Restores life to dead hair. Adds permanent wave."
 

Submitted by:  Roberta Mitchell

Three blondes died and are at the pearly gates of Heaven.  St. Peter tells them that they can enter the gates if they can answer one simple question.

St. Peter asks the first blonde, "What is Easter?" The blonde replies, "Oh, that's easy! It's the holiday in November when everyone gets  together, eats turkey, and are thankful..."

"Wrong!" replies St. Peter, and proceeds to ask the second blonde the same question, "What is Easter?"

The second blonde replies, "Easter is the holiday in December when we put up a nice tree, exchange presents, and celebrate the birth of  Jesus."

St. Peter looks at the second blonde, shakes his head in disgust, tells her she's wrong, and then peers over his glasses at the third blonde and asks, "What is Easter?"

The third blonde smiles confidently and looks St. Peter in the eyes, "I know what Easter is."

"Oh?" says St. Peter, incredulously.

"Easter is the Christian holiday that coincides with the Jewish celebration of Passover.  Jesus and his disciples were eating at the  last supper and Jesus was later deceived and turned over to the Romans  by one of his disciples.  The Romans took him to be crucified and he was  stabbed in the side, made to wear a crown of thorns, and was hung on a  cross with nails through his hands.  He was buried in a nearby cave  which was sealed off by a large boulder."

St. Peter smiles broadly with delight.

The third blonde continues, "Every year the boulder is moved aside so that Jesus can come out... and, if he sees his shadow, there will be six more weeks of winter."